Two things that made me laugh yesterday

Jonathan and I both had the same size pizza slice for lunch.  I was chatting away while Jonathan was nodding sagely along, occasionally commenting on my monologue.  All of a sudden he noticed that he had a quarter of a slice left while I was already finished.  Honestly puzzled, he asked, "How in the world can you talk so much and finish faster than I do?!  I never even see you eat with your mouth full."  I told him that it was a rare talent.  And one that his sons would no doubt inherit.

Second, I finished A Game of Thrones last week, and am now onto the second in the series, A Clash of Kings.  The latter book was sitting on our bed on the bottom of a stack of board books I'd been reading to Ari and Xander.  Xander took the novel out from under Is Your Mama a Llama? and sat down on the floor with it, turning pages at a fierce pace.  "What are you doing?" I asked.  "Reading this book with lots of words," he replied. Then he gave it back, looking at me in pity.  "Mine are better!"