On this day, the 27th of February, the individual Michal (hereafter known as Mommy) and the individual Ari (hereafter known as Baby) do enter into the below contract.
Duties and Responsibilities of Mommy
1. Mommy shall change Baby’s diapers on demand, when he needs it, until such time as he is potty trained.
1(a). Mommy shall do this with minimal complaining.
2. Mommy shall get Baby dressed in the morning, picking out (mostly) clean clothes appropriate to the weather.
In return, Baby agrees to the following:
Duties and Responsibilities of Baby
3. Baby shall cry to let Mommy know when he needs a diaper change.
3(a). Hopefully not very loudly.
4. While on the changing table:
4(a). Baby shall NOT, under any circumstances, reach down into his diaper with his hands and smear diaper contents everywhere.
4(b). Baby shall not dip his socked foot in his dirty diaper as it is being taken off.
4(c). Baby shall not squeeze his legs together and then pedal them, enabling diaper contents to travel up on his torso above the belly button.
4(d). Baby shall not roll over in the middle of a change when the diaper is not yet fully on.
4(e). Baby shall NOT, most especially, NEVER, EVER…. giggle madly as he does all the above things at once.
Signed by the above parties, witnessed by esteemed family members Big Brother Xander and Gerlal the Stuffed Pink Dragon.
6 comments:
I shall comment when I am able to refrain from LMAO!!!!
still chuckling! been there, done that, but not with your sense of humor!
sheryl
and just how did "Baby" sign the aforementioned contract?
Hey, Rachael J! What are you? A cop? jk! ;-)
To everyone: Ari signed by drooling. He made his mark! :)
Drool in the shape of an A! He couldn't drool an X of course. He had to sign his OWN name! LOL
Love you all.
Mom
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