Him: So, did we get any interesting mail today?
Me: Nah, not really. Two bills, fast-food ads, the next Netflix DVD, and a catalog.
Him: What was the catalog?
Me: I dunno, it was boring. I recycled it.
Him: You don't even remember?
Me: No. I wasn't going to buy anything from it anyway. Go look in the recycling if you really want to see.
He looks in recycling bin. He pulls out catalog. He laughs.
Me: What's so funny?
Him: (holds out fine jewelry catalog, depicting woman dripping with diamonds.) You're a freak of nature for a woman, you know.
What can I say? The Arby's coupons were more interesting! They have beef-and-cheddar on sale and everything... :)
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
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3 comments:
Wouldn't it be ridiculous to decorate a genuine human diamond with sparkly pebbly diamonds?
Savta
Oh, you are SOOOOOOO my child!!!!!
Love,
Mom
Savta - awww! You make me blush.
And Mom - ABSOLUTELY.
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