Eternal Earthbound Pets, USA: The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture world
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
You have to read the FAQ, too... these people are brilliant. I bet they're raking in money hand over fist. I only wish I had thought of it first!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
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2 comments:
EEBP is a wonderful site. I want a shirt or two. You're right! I wish I'd thought of it. Thanks for pointing it out.
You're so welcome!
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