I shouldn't be amazed anymore. But I still am.

Yesterday I was listening to the car radio on the way to school. Below is what I heard, almost verbatim.

"It's 8:30am here on WARM-98, and here's the local traffic report with ----. ---, how are the freeways?"

"Thanks ----! Well, it looks like everyone's still on vacation. Traffic's very light and there are no accidents or problems to report."

"Great! Now, in terms of the weather...."

That was it. The entire traffic report FOR THE WHOLE AREA OF CINCINNATI. I cracked up.